My Life (and problems unfortunately)

Name 9 people you can think of right off the top of your head don’t read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 9 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first. No cheating!!!!!

1. Toni
2. Carly
3. Meg
4. Rob
5. Fern
6. Kain
7. Chantell
8. Alex
9. Anisha

DON'T LOOK AHEAD UNLESS YOU FILLED OUT THE TOP!

How did you meet 3?
ermm via Jane

What would you do if you had never met 1?
ermm, be a sweet, innocent little lad (ok, maybe not little ;))

What would you do if 6 and 7 were going out?
i would be extremely concerned for their mental well-beings, lets just say Chantell isn't exactly Kains type :P

Have you ever seen 4 cry?
nope, tough hunny :P

How do you know 8?
since yr 10 and through the form class

What do you think about 7?
she is my lil bittye lassie :P

What would you do if 5 confessed they loved you?
erm... lol- is all i have to say :P

A fact about 9?
never stops talking about David :P

Who is 3 going out with?
i don't think it is my place to tell anybordy :P even though they already no :P

What's 4 do for a living?
erm, try to get laid? :P

Would you ever live with 2?
yes, we intend to actually :P

Where does number 3 live?
Odsal

What do you like about number 5?
ermm she is a hyper boomf of hapiness :P

Is your best friend number 1?
nah, shes more, shes my life ;)

Do you miss number 7?
saw em today

What is your opinion of number 6
ermm good friend

How old is number 6?
15

Do you love number 3?
yes, and she should realise that!

Repost as:
"Can You Name 9 people?"

Current Location: home
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: u.s rap

7 deadly sins...

1. Who did you last get angry with?
ermmm.. the person who told carly about her "suprise" party

2. What is your weapon of choice?
ermm.. a large block of cheese i could throw at someones head ;)

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
ermm lol probli not proper hit :P jus tickle to death :P

4. How about of the same sex?
lol if they were pissin me off, but not rlli, i aren't aggressive :P

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
i dont kno i i havnt been reali angry in a while

6. What is your pet peeve?
what? :S probli people telling sum1 about there su-fucking-prise party :P

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
lol not at all, i just can't lol

SLOTH.

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
ermmm.. homework? i don't always do it :P

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
like 3 :P

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
ermm.. grandad?

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
dentist appointment, well i was actually meant to be going to the dentist but i slept in, i went to the dentists "sorry, we've been REALLY busy this morning :(" hehe

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
infomercial? :S

6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?
pronbli thursday :P badminton :D

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm
i don't have one.. ¬¬

GLUTTONY.

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
what the hells a yuppie?

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat??
white meat

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
7 alco pops, bout 4 glasses of champagne, aarchers, n other shit :P

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
no

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
yes..

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
spicy :D:D

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"?
i aint a cannibal :P

LUST.

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family):
the stars will help me count ok!! *****, ****, ****, ****, ****, *****, *** 7 ppl, is that bad?

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family):
2, 3

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch?
yeah probli lol

4. Have you "done it"?
=0 who's "it"? i'm interested ;)

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
hmmm, no, you don't wanna read that :P

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
no lol

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
yeah, pregnancy ;)

GREED.

1. How many credit cards do you own?
lol none

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
thorntons :P

3. If you had $10 million, what would you do with it?
convert it into english money first ;) which would only leave me with like £6 million, i would go on a LONG holiday :P and buy the country ;)

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
definately rich, cos famous people get stalked, you can't take a piss without the press being there :P

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
i wouldn't really get myself into that situation, i would prefer to enjoy ma job

6. Have you ever stolen anything?
ermm.. a penny sweet? :P i know, i'm so bad!

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
nearly 2000

PRIDE.

1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
ermmm getting an A* in business? ^^

2. Whats one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
good grades, "straight" :P don't smoke... don't drink... much.. have a good bunch of non-swearing, non-smoking, good-grading normal friends ok, i am ok with one of their expectations :P

3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
get a really coolio job :) one that i enjoy, have good friends and a lovely wife and children :P

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
nah, i am greatful for anyplace

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
ermm.. i don't think soo..


ENVY.

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
ermmm lol, i already have what i need =)

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
see what rlli rich people live like

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
ermmm, someone well liked and beautiful, basically all the superficial and shallow things

4. Have you ever been cheated on?
ermm i don't think so

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
yeah, everything opposite to what i do have, except for eyes mmaybe? :P

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
popularity? i would really like to be liked, its just a nice thing isn't it :D

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
lol no, its good but way to long

Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
lust :P

Current Location: home
Current Mood: okay
Current Music: take that, damn you mother :P

Have you ____ this summer 2006? SURVEY


had a party? nah

gone to a party? ye

spent the night with someone? yu huh

laughed until your stomach hurt? indeed =]

laughed until you almost peed your pants? not quite.. laughed hard tho

gone on a vacation? woo hoo yeah =]

tanned? loads =]

went to a camp? eww no.. i mean.. no

swam? LOADS ;) apparantly i was like a fish for 2 weeks ;)

went to the movies? ermm.. actually, no :(

gone shopping? indeeeeeed =\

Had a job? nope

gotten freakishly bored? yeah =[ i had to watch all of charmed series one in 2 days =]

have you gotten sun burned yet? ye

made a bonfire? lol probli wiv fern :P

been outside during a lightning storm? ermm. in America yeah, and England actually =]

Been to another state? Atlanta, Georgia, America?

been to another country? ye

changed something about your appearance? ermm.. i don't thinks so..

been to the the hospital with an injury? no lol

commited a crime/broken the law? quite a few ;)

had a g/f or b/f? ye

kissed someone? mmm yesh ;)

been to a concert? yeee =) PANIC, PANIC, PANIC

Been in trouble with the cops/parents? kinda

had a memorable moment? hmmm, you could say that ;)

had a horrible moment? ermm.. i don't think so

made new friends? yeah =]

missed a friend? yeah =(

slept under the stars? in a tent?

thought about school? yeah

been to the beach? yeah, scarborough rocks ;)

Current Location: home
Current Mood: bored
Current Music: listenin 2 futurama ;)

NAME 5 FRIENDS:

1.: Meg
2.: Fern
3.: Carly
4.: Rach
5.: Emily


AND THE DIRTY LAUNDRY BEGINS!

Have you ever kissed number 4?: Ermm yeah

Has number 2 ever been to your house?: yeah

What type of friendship do you and number 1 have?: love her to bits =] bessie m8 ;)

Have you ever spent the night with number 5?: lol no

Have you ever held hands with number 3?: erm yeah lol

On a scale from 1-10 what would you rate number 2?: personality or looks?

Who is number 4's ex boyfriend?: erm.. which one? (no offence =P) i think danny

How many of your friends have you introduced to number 1?: ermm not many i think

Ever messed around with number 2?: no lol

How did you meet number 1?: erm via jane =)

How long have you known number 3?: ermm.. bout 2 yrs i think...

Does number 1 have your back through anything?: yeah i think =)

Do alot of females like number 4?: lol, am not sure :P

What is the best physical feature about number 2?: her bonny face ;) and hair

Would you ever be in a relationship with number 5?: ermm.. probli not

Ever fallen out with number 3?: ye

Ever had sex with number 1?: no lol

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate number 4?: ermm 8?

How does number 2 feel about you?: ermm lol, dunno

How does number 5 feel about you?: friends

What type of friendship do you and number 3 have?: good =]

Have you met number 4's parents or family?: yes, at a very interesting party ;)

Ever told number 2 a secret?: erm yeah

Ever held hands with number 5?: no i don't think

When was the last time you saw number 2?: few hours ago

Ever heard bad things about number 3?: ermm.. i can't rememba

Who out of the 5 has ever cried to you?: 1 and 4

How would you feel if number 4 dated one of your friends?: she has

What is number 1's favorite color?: oopsie, i should no tht..

How did you meet number 2?: thru a friend of a friend

Does number 3 know any of your friends?: home friends

Where all have you and number 4 kicked it?: i'm confused...

Do you like number 1 more than you should?: lol probli

What was your first impression of number 5?: hiiii =]

Who out of the 5 do you think you'll be friends with for the longest?: opefuli all of em

Does number 3 and number 2 know eachother?: ye

What school is number 4 going to?: buttershaw


TIME TO GET CONFIDENT!!!

How does number ONE view you?: good mate =]

What about number TWO?: also good mate

And THREE?: wifey ;)

What about number FOUR?: we look at ppl 2geva

Lastly, how does number FIVE view you?: friend

Do you think number 3 is physically attracted to you?: lol, i doubt it

Do you think number 5 is talented?: you cud say tht

Has number 2 ever tried to come on to you?: nah lol

Have you ever cried over number 1?: no

Ever tried to set up number 4 with any of your friends?: no lol

Are you sexually attracted to number 3?: hell yeah carly ;) jk

What do you hate about number 2?: lol erm.. she's mean =[

When was the last time you saw number 5?: yesterday

Which one, out of the 5 do you want to see this survey the most???: everyone

Current Location: home
Current Mood: hot

woo today was kind of fun although the present we were meant to be getting kain was not bought... although hopefully we should be able to buy it some time next week =]

just hanging out in centenary watching some strange carnival thingio where loads of girls were shaking it ;)

Me and Carly are now classed as the parents of our group... well of ferneth anyhu =]
and i am now in love with ferns knee!!! i have been singing to it all afternoon =P although she dny's it i think she loves it really =P

but anyway... i am NOT strange hehehehe

i am just about to watch cruel intentions with fern =]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]
wooooo is going to be tres funny... i have never seen it before =[ or at least i don't think.. i think i may have seen the secong one *-) i do NOT stalk msn :P even though i do not have the god damn internet ='( damn mother.. although she should be getting it back soon hopefully =] as well as Sky! YAY!!!

anyhu i don't really think i have much more to say so... huh..

hisies-
Fern- Yes you are sat next to me... but hi anyway =]
Fern's knee- I am madly in love with you... u wanna go for a pizza next week? ;)
Carly- Hi wife ;) been wiv u pretty much all day but hi anyway, can't wait till next week =]
kain- hi =] sooo bored... see you eiva 2moz or monday =P
Meg- damn you, where were u today ='( beast! well i hope you had fun.. hmph
Toni- hi =]
Rach- =] hiiiiiiiiiii lol i can't wait for your b-day n u knw why ;) make sure that that thingy is still on ur shoe... hehe i will make sure i am wearing my badge ;)
anyone else... hi =] sorry that i have forgotten you.. i obviously don't care about you much =] lol joke.. hi anyway =]

Current Location: ferns
Current Mood: flirty
Current Music: cruel intentions

i couldn't think of a decent name so shhhhhh =P
god... i am sooo bored. sat on ma couch watching the Paul o'bloody Grady Show.. ¬¬
oh damn.. i have jus realised tht i have h.w.. =O maths.. ¬¬ =|
it was so funny today =P it was yr 11's last day and they wa egging, flouring, shaving and washing-up liquiding =O and i didn't get got by any of it =)=)=)=)=)=)=)
the most i had was a rlli lil bit of foam on my coat, and when i say rlli lil i mean like this big [ ] =P
but wen the bell went we wa walking down from the key stage four area and sum1 threw an egg, it hit above the door frame and was dripping down =P i missed it tho =)=)=)

and it turns out onli one of the ppl at my school on work ex is from buttershaw, the rest are from thornton =P
and no toni, i don't know his name =P

Woo i can't wait for this weekend cos i am going to Hafilax =) and then we are going to centenery =) getting ur pressie toni ;)
and i mite jus hav 2 spend sum on masen ;)

anyway i cant b arced writin much more-
Toni- Hiii =) am glad work eex is goin well for ya =) cya..? soon?
Meg- Hi =) cya on saturday =) woo spendingness ;)
Fern- Lol broken chairness.. 2 days Fern, 2 bloody days =P and no, selotape will not work =P
Jane- hii =)
Rach- wow i haven't talked to you for like three years or summat
Kain- Hii =P fine, i'll giv u those high heels back if i must =P
Carly- Lol chicken =) the dancing spiders are watching ;)
and ne1 else Hi!!!

Current Location: home
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: tv

god i haven't been on this for like years, but i still look at all ur ljs =)
so there toni :P
neway, today been pretty crap except for this chav (Actually sorted) lass slapping this chav (wanker) lad, it t'was well funni =P
ne hu, drama was crap except for setting things alight :P muhahahamu :P
nehu 2nite am off out for a pizza wi carly =) and then goin 2 ferns ta chill =P
woo pizza =)=)=)=)
i'm bored ¬¬
woo moneys come thru, if i haven't already told ya :P

Current Location: home =P stalker =P
Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Lost Prophets- Last Train Home

105 Things You Might Not Have Known About Me! already knew about me but im bored so i'll remind ya =p

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
nah

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
nearly 5 months n still goin =)

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Um...i have no idea :S probably b-day gifts =] or my ticket to America =]

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
oopsie :P yes :P

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
ermm walking the dog?:S

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
credit, x-mas, b-days.. food =P

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
erm.. crisps:P

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
figure, face, hair, arse, eyes

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
Delerium- Silence

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Bradford

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
Queeny

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
O2

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
GRIN!!! =]

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
like a year..and a bit :P

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
many :P most lost but there u go :P

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
nooo *shifty eyes* (A):P

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
god i can't remember, but i am attending one soon, as an usher =[ and am reading summat :(

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
a wud be passed out on the floor, so... :P

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND(S):
i saw fern yesterday =)

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Capones pizza :P

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
too many...

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Pizza Hut

24. CAN YOU COOK?
yes =)

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
t'oh, nowt liek teasing me :(

26. BEST KISSER?:
lol, i will reserve comment :P

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
ah.. erm.. i can't remember.. *-)


28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
cabbage, shepards pie +o(

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
erm.. i dunno..

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
lots..

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
like 9 til 5 wen a wa doin work ex

33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
lots, Mr & Mrs Jones, Meet The Parents/ Meet The Fockers, Jonny English.. much much more =P

34. CAN YOU SING?
nah =[

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
i did not go to a McFly concert =P

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
i dnt rent...

38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
wallet, keys phone =P

39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?:
Greece =P

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
Laptop =)

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
Peter kay =)

45. DO YOU SMOKE?
nooo *shifty eyes* =P

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
with

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
ben or soul :P

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
Ask fern =p

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
lol a few days back, asking me, meg n toni wat we wa doin, i sed "goin back to mine" he wa lik :O

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
pancakes =]

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
yeee

52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
loads o diff ways

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
kinda

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
Meg

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
*checks phone* toni :P

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED?:
Leoni =)

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
4 =)

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
clothes :P

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
"you're something beautiful, a contradiction, I wanna play the game, I want the friction!!!" woo MUSE=P

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
+o( jelly :P

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
kinda=]

63. CAN YOU SWIM?
ye

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
triple choc carte dor

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?:
lol what a random question =P

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF?
i have exams next week :'(

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
yeah, a bad taste party, you shud have sen wat i wa wearing :P

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?:
summer for the warmness...winter cuz its snows.

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
ermm... the quiz toni did =P

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
erm.. i can't remember :S

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:
xmas, snow

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
lol never

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
PB the cat =P as in Pa Blonka =P what?? its original=P besides i was only liek 3

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
god, these questions get worse :P

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
nothing :(

78. BIRTHDATE
18th March 1991

79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
Everything i'm not..

85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
yeeee =)

87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
um...kinda lol

88. DO YOU HAVE ON EYELINER?
yeah loads :P

89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW
yeah :(

90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
ermm... i dunno :P Australia? :P

91.ARE YOU GAY?
yeah *talks to gf*=P

92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
yuh huh.. year 10

93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
indeed

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
ermm dunno

95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
blue

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST
nah september

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
nah :(


98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
ye

99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER
nah

100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
ye, upside down house :P in dining room :P

101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
Yuh huh

102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
ermm wen a wa born? wen a split ma hed open.. wen ma tooth dissapeared :P

103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
yeh

104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
nowt

105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
um tlk 2 ppl tht r online =)

Current Location: home
Current Mood: mellow
Current Music: Muse- Muscle Museum

god i ant been on ere for a while so hi all :P
god am so bored... hence why i am on ere :P
neway i am gonna skip straight to hi's
Toni- hi sxi wen u comin rnd agen? ;)
Carly- hiya chick :) cya soon opefulli
Fern- yay our lil boomf of hyperness :P
Meg- 8-)... why wunt u tlk earlier?
rach- revenge is sweet eh?
liv- seen as do ur on ere l8ly - hi =) ttyl
soz if ive missed ne1
nathaniel xx

Current Mood: flirty
Current Music: FOB- Dance, Dance